December 2011
Vents with your bestfriend are the best.
ayeeitsjulia:
<3
the government should create a Department of...
logicallypositive:
everyone needs Friendship and Emotional Bonding to live, it is a natural human right! The government should provide it for all of us!!! Nobody should have to experience loneliness. It is inhuman that we, as a society, let lonely people suffer.
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
I like talking to you.
emilyisi:
It’s like every time we do talk, I end up laugh or smiling. Even if we’re fighting or something over the silliest things, I probably could never take you seriously. You’re cute. The way you talk to me. How you laugh and just the way you are. It’s great, more like amazing. When I talk to you it’s like everything else doesn’t matter. Like I said, I like talking to you, I really do.
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I like well-mannered boys
xnikkibaby:
I just find it attractive when a guy can act mature/proper. I’m tired of perverted losers that don’t know how to treat or talk to a girl correctly; calling them hot or sexy and using inappropriate language towards them. I’m mostly looking for a gentleman that actually puts meaning into his sweet talk, making it more believable than it already may be. You know, just a guy who looks...
When you're taking pictures with your friends,
lolsofunny:
Them:
You:
a1eenuhhh:
mynamesaif:
cyberqueef:
karenaked:
thechriscolferfangirl:
kindaninja:
sexual innuendos in cartoons.
oh my god
my childhood was so fucked up
Oh my god..
My parents were always around when I watched cartoons. How did they not notice any of this?
oh
my
god
omg…the Flintstones
Woah…. o.o
When stopping a girl from walking away...
lolsofunny:
Expectation:
Reality:
My dash is of such high quality
lolsofunny:
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